Now, I came into this thinking that these beats were all just a big pile of stupid, but I was determined to give it a shot. I went with Ambie, which is supposed to simulate the effect of Ambien.

My options in the pack of prescription doses were Xanax, Ambie, Valim, and Klono. Each contained four 15-minute-long audio tracks, and I tried out the most interesting sounding ones.

So I got the most advanced versions of the 'recreational,' 'prescription,' 'fictional,' 'sacred,' and 'celestial' dose packs. I wanted to trip out and feel closer to the big man upstairs. I didn't want anything that produced a calming sensation, since I could get that from a meditative flute piece on YouTube accompanied by a still shot of a waterfall. There were a lot of different doses available-sexual doses, designer doses, sport doses, game enhancers, pure doses, and so on-so I had to be somewhat selective. According to their website, they have 'several teams of underground music and tonal experts, programmers, testers, researchers, and admins,' and 'each audio track contains advanced binaural beats that will synchronize your brainwaves.' Whoa. I decided I should give this stuff a try, so I downloaded five different MP3 'dose packs' from I-Doser, a supplier of the futuristic, mind-melding drugs who take themselves quite seriously.

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